Cranagh Reject Digital Switchover: “A Load Of Balls” Says Pensioner
One of the smallest villages in Tyrone, Cranagh, have today unanimously rejected the digital switchover movement and vowed to keep their analogue aerials flying high for the foreseeable future. The...
View ArticleFirst Reported Case Of Facebook In Loughmacrory Confirmed
Zuckerberg cracks Loughmacrory Mild panic was said to be enveloping Loughmacrory this morning as the clergy confirmed that one parishioner admitted he’d opened a Facebook account just within the last...
View ArticleTyrone Youth Losing Skills. Cranagh Youngster Doesn’t Know What A Hammer Is
WTF is this? BY SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIE A Tyrone employer is lamenting the loss of traditional skills in the area after finding a teenager using the back of his i-Phone to hammer nails into a plank of wood....
View ArticlePortglenone Rate Top Tyrone Attractions
By Fr Riddle Lynn (guest journalist from portglenone.wordpress.com) As a result of the unpleasantness which inevitably arises in the Portglenone area, at the very mention of the topic of Antrim and...
View ArticleRoyal Birth A Relief To Foremen Across The County. Coalisland Man To Take Pics.
Coalisland, earlier Foremen from across the county breathed a sigh of relief after a day of minimal productivity as builders kept checking their phones to see if Prince William in England had a baby...
View ArticleMobile Checkpoints Set Up To Halt Derry Wans Dressed In Tyrone Gear Heading...
The lesser-spotted Derry wans The Tyrone County Board have confirmed that there’ll be temporary checkpoints set up in the Moortown, Coagh, Cookstown, Crannagh and Donemana on Sunday morning to prevent...
View ArticleSean Cavanagh’s Face Appearing All Over Tyrone
St Sean? By Landan Seamy As proof that Sean Cavanagh is on the side of the righteous, reports are coming in of his face appearing in unexpected places all over Tyrone. Tyrone people have often been...
View ArticleCE Of Mid Ulster Council, Anthony Tohill, To Obliterate Tyrone. ‘Worse Than...
Tohill ‘has plans’ for Tyrone The Chief Executive of the Mid Ulster Council has been accused of allegedly demoting the status of Tyrone’s largest towns to just ‘hamlets’ or ‘villages’ as well as...
View ArticleStar Wars Episode VIII May Be Filmed At Balix Hill, Plumbridge
Director Rian Johnson has refused to confirm or deny that some of the scenes for the upcoming instalment of the Star Wars series may be filmed in Balix Hill near Plumbridge despite rumours that the new...
View ArticleCut Whitethorn Tree Smokes Out Cranagh Family
A Portsmouth-born man has admitted defeat to the Fairies after he was forced to abandon his recently-purchased house at the foot of the Sperrins due to smoke blowback from his chimney. Hank Robson, a...
View Article‘Wee Fairies’ May Have Told Omagh Officials To Narrow Pitch. Ref Also A Suspect.
After denials from Sky TV and Mickey Harte from having any influence over the narrowing of Healy Park for the clash between Dublin and Tyrone on Saturday night, the spotlight has now been shone on ‘wee...
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